February 2012
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Feb 21st
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Feb 16th
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My Top 10 Netflix Suggestions is a game.
You win by seeing how frequently you can get a Tyler Perry movie to appear (bonus points if you get FOR COLORED GIRLS [currently getting bonus points {u jelly?}]).
Feb 14th
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flavorpill: BEST SNL SKIT EVER.  
Feb 13th
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Listenlickypickystickyfree: Whitney Houston - I wanna...
Feb 12th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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January 2012
13 posts
Tilda Swinton, Michael Fassbender, Ryan Gosling...
mrgolightly: But Jonah Hill is nominated for one. Excuse me while I go make 100 voodoo dolls. This has to be some kind of joke. I woke up today to learn this? Fuck it. Might as well go back to bed since apparently the entertainment industry not only wants to break the internet but it ALSO wants to be an downright ass in the process.
Jan 24th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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What the FUCK is this.
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This has to be some kind of fucking joke.
Jan 5th
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WAIT THERE IS A CRISCO FACTORY IN CINCINNATI HOLY...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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ohheyerica asked: I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with you and Mrs. Gaede at American University in Washington DC. I've never even talked to Mrs. Gaede in real life. Will you analyze my dream?
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Dec 19th
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I am going to rewrite Little Women
At the end, Joe gets a sex change because of reasons (i.e., she is a man).
Dec 17th
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Watching Little Women:
-Christian Bale -angry -hate Louisa May Alcott -what the fuck? He chose Amy? -Jo is the dumbest bitch -CHRISTIAN BALE -Thomas Newman writes good music -wish I was Wynona -ALSO CHRISTIAN BALE
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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1800s Professions
meganamram: Salt-monger Leech-milker Fool Longshortman Blood-monger Child bride Phantom Midhusband Child-monger Jew-monger Monger-monger Abraham Lincoln John Wilkes Booth Woman Slave JV slave Child. Bride.
Dec 12th
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super-eklectic1: double standards I suck dick if i want to…and Imma still be classy!! Imma suck four dix.
Dec 12th
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Dec 9th
Anonymous asked: SUCKING ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
SOL ANDREW HOLCOMB I MISS YOUR FACE AND VOICE AND...
marracuda: ALSO WILL BE IN CINCI IN DECEMBER. YES TOMORROW IS DECEMBER. I DON’T MEAN TOMORROW. BUT SOON SO FUCKING  SOON Dat’s my bitch.
Dec 1st
November 2011
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Nov 24th
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GODDAMN. This is so funny to me.
Nov 15th
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